tropius:

i eat Pears now and shit like that


(Source: totalparksandrec)


blackraystyles:

dedicationsthekey:

yo-slimdickens:

clangingandbanging:

bigeisamazing:

geekscoutcookies:

buzzfeedpolitics:

Chicago man tells Obama: “Don’t touch my girlfriend.”

Lmaooo

on this weeks episode of when keepin it real goes wrong

Barack “Mr. Cuff Yo Chick” Obama.

0-💯 Nigga real quick ,

He has wingsssss
blackraystyles

My nigga


(Source: lolgifs.net)

Our hearts beat so loud the neighbours think we’re fucking when I’m just trying to find the nerve to touch your face.
Andrea Gibson, Pansies (via larmoyante)

humoristics:

Awesome uses for lego

You can find the rest here, EVERYBODY should try #1


blasianxbri:

locksandglasses:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

cleophatrajones:

heretherebefandom:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

Good lord.

A Faux News classic

dear god. 

Also that book is fantastic.

welp. fox news fails again.

okaymad:

"i think he likes me"

image

lascivuus:

Rub the booty
Kiss the booty
Smack the booty
Bite the booty
Squeeze the booty
Take the booty to dinner
Go to a photo booth with the booty
Meet the booty’s parents
Move in with the booty
Propose to the booty
Have a romantic honeymoon in Rome with the Booty
Have a child with the booty
Buy a house with the booty and your booty family
Grow old with the booty
Live a happy life with the booty

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

(Source: thesheikah)